Watch Bruno Online

If you found Sacha Baron Cohen’s movie Borat non-offensive, or even politically incorrectly admit that it was a hilarious movie, then you need to watch Bruno online. Bruno is based on Sacha Baron Cohen’s character from Da Ali G Show that he co-wrote and produced called “Bruno” who is based on a homosexual Austrian fashion reporter. Just like in Borat, Bruno is off to United States to cause havoc on unsuspecting people to bring you laughs and tears.

Bruno, sporting tight yellow fashion disaster garbs hops around United States starts off the movie in a fashion show in Milan where he disrupts the show by invading it as his character Bruno. Starting off with a bang, he travels to America, to locations like Kansas City, Texas, New York City and more. In one hilarious scene that you may have already seen from the trailer, Bruno appears on a talk show with predominantly black audiences and starts to play prank on them with a black baby. This scene must be watched to be appreciated and you can watch Bruno online free today!

Yes, in Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen has a sidekick just like he did in Borat, his assistant, Lutz – played by Gustaf Hammarsten, and they form a love-hate relationship that is outrageously funny to say the least. Yes, there are some outlandish sketches as you may have expected in Bruno but there are some sketches that test the boundaries and mock at the homophobes of many parts of America. What are you waiting for? Go ahead and watch Bruno online!

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Mom and Dad - A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents’ room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad “giving it” to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn’t notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.

The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son’s room. He opens the door to see what’s happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!

The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, “Not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”

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Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, ‘What was that all about?’ She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken.

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CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.

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BEAR MARKET–A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING–The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO–The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER–What my broker has made me.

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STOCK ANALYST–Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT–When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER–A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION–The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO–What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS–What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR–Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT–An archaic word, no longer used.

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