Mom and Dad - A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents’ room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad “giving it” to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn’t notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.
The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son’s room. He opens the door to see what’s happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!
The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, “Not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”
Hot times in the kitchen – She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’ My eyes lit up and I thought, ‘I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!’ Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, ‘What was that all about?’ She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken.
